Well, first it starts when I find an old computer in the corner.
Then I open it to see how old it is...
Well, of course I wasn't careful around the power supply! But I'm going to plug it in anyway!
There, now we're finished plugging it in!Now, lets try starting it.
Awesome! It works! Now let's try browsing the inter---
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So then I got mad. You should know what happens after this picture already, but I'll just continue anyways.
But wait, there's more!
So, I fixed the computer and got a new monitor and keyboard. Let's try starting it up again.
Whoops! Forgot to put the heatsink back on the processor!Okay, I fixed that. Now let's start it up!
I was thinking of all the things I could do with it. Maybe set up a home terminal, test out old hard drives and operating systems, you know, all that good stuff. Until...
F-F-F-FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWait! I know! Why don't I put Linux Xubuntu on it? It's free, it's small, and it can run on this piece of crap!
Maybe I could try downloading it off of my laptop?
Worth a try, I guess.

RAAAAAAAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Now I have to go find a computer that can download Linux. Oh! I know! BestBuy has a windows Vista display up! They probably have internet access!
Why now...................................................................................................Of all the times that the Vista display can have a massive fatal error, it has to be NOW?
Wait
Is that a Mac display?!
I'M SAVED!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWait a sec
I know!
I'll go over to my friend Chris's house and use his computer!
So I got his permission to download Xubuntu, which took about 15 milliseconds.Then I went back home to install it on the computer.
Awesome! It's installing! I can't wait!
Awesome! Now I finally have something that uses Linux!So. Now what?
Oh, right, I was going to go browse the internet--
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWait. This is Linux, is Bill Gates screwing with me or something?



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